Three Rs: Rambling, Ranting, Raging
Roawr. Went to see a doctor yesterday, and it isn't a sore throat. Try Herpes. And before you jump to wild conclusions, "WHAT?! CHERYL'S HAD SEX BEFORE?!?!?!" NO, I have NOT had sex before. It's oral herpes. (Time to brush up on your knowledge of illnesses!) Yes. Like, HELLO?! Do I seem like the type who would randomly jump some guy, and proceed to have oral sex even though said guy's p---- would most prolly be obviously GROSS, with rashes and blisters and pus oozing out?! Rahrrrr.So, yeah. But before you thought that was bad, wait till you hear what happened this morning! I sneezed, blew my nose, and was about to discard of the icky tissue paper when I spotted blood on it. Trails of blood amidst the thick, green globs of phlegm. Globs of doom. Next: When I coughed and spit out phlegm (into a tissue paper, okay?! I'm not some sicko living in Bedok!), the same thing happened. OH.MY.GAWD. I'm developing Tubercolosis!! And I'm not even sure if I spelt that correctly!!! *whimpers* And all that shouting is making my throat HURT LIKE CRA-
Oh wait. I haven't described the oral herpes since I was too busy rambling, ranting and raging. There are various forms of it: groups of tiny rashes or pimple-like blisters around the mouth, on the lips; if in the mouth- ulcers. And since mine's obviously in the throat, it's ulcers. FRICKING HUGE ONES. I've got a pic here:-
There. The ulcer is encircled in red. The biggest, meanest one anyways. Kinda looks blur and grainy, but what did you expect? It was taken using a phone that doesn't even boast the number of megapixels its camera has. Read: Not very good camera. Anyways, it's the whiter-ish part within the circle. Other major parts of my mouth were highlighted to show the scale. To show exactly how FRICKING HUGE IT IS. And that's just ONE. Imagine having a few of those whoppers in your mouth. At the back of it. Where every morsel of food you digest would have to pass through. This makes up for a lot of pain. Hell lotta of pain. AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Oh yes, before I forget.. I'VE GOT GOOD NEWS, PEOPLE!!! I've finally gotten my lazy ass out of the procrastination spot and took pictures of pris' banner. Remember? The huge, long one hanging outside TJC?? HAH!
Yeah, yeah, not very clear, I know. Do you need a reminder about the medium of photography?? *raises eyebrow condescendingly* Rahrr.
Anyways I've finally taken a look at jinx's hair yesterday.. Haha, it's not that bad, except that he did this whole I'm-hiding-my-horrendously-ugly-hair-underneath-this-smelly-cap-because-it's-so-ugly-I-don't-want-anybody-to-see-it-cos-I'd-just-die-of-humiliation thing. Lol.
posted by PurrpleCat @ 9:43 PM
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